Friday, November 24, 2006

Post-Halloween Analysis

Copied from my MySpace blog. Originally posted November 3, 2006.

So, how was your Halloween? What kind of costume did you wear?

I decided to dress up as something really, really scary this year. I was an executive from the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation, and I went around terrorizing old men and trying to keep their rightful lottery winnings from them, even though internal documents show that I believe that the old men did indeed purchase the winning tickets. Here is my inspiration. My evil muse.

Of course, it cost me $426,900, but it was worth it, in order to have the scariest, most evil costume on the block.

We only had about 10 trick-or-treaters at our house, up from 3 last year. But we had enough candy for about 30-40 kids, so there were lots of leftovers. When Mrs. Lloyd got home from work on Wednesday, she couldn't believe that I had eaten all of the leftovers.

But really, what is it about this physique that would make anyone suspect that I would be generous with chocolate?

Watch out baby, fatty might eat you!

6 comments:

Perry the Comedian said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted November 3, 2006

Lloyd,

You are hysterical!!!!!! Your kid is as cute as can be!!! Stay away from the candy!!!

Angela est.1986 said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted November 3, 2006

lol...that has to be the best costume!!! I hope you didnt give any of the old guys any heart attacks or anything

♣.gen & tonic.♣ said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted November 3, 2006

yeah we had tons of leftovers too, i sent them to work with the hubby. that solved it!

Howling Oskorei said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted November 3, 2006

I have a shitload of leftovers... I only had four trick-or-treaters, and only three were kids. The other was a 40 year old homeless lady.

N said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted November 4, 2006

You, my friend, are a big fat blog whore.

Keep it up.

-N

Lori said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted November 13, 2006

BBQ sauce Baby...BBQ sauce!!!!!!

Your Friendly witch,

Lori *)