Post-Halloween Analysis

Copied from my MySpace blog. Originally posted November 3, 2006.

So, how was your Halloween? What kind of costume did you wear?

I decided to dress up as something really, really scary this year. I was an executive from the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation, and I went around terrorizing old men and trying to keep their rightful lottery winnings from them, even though internal documents show that I believe that the old men did indeed purchase the winning tickets. Here is my inspiration. My evil muse.

Of course, it cost me $426,900, but it was worth it, in order to have the scariest, most evil costume on the block.

We only had about 10 trick-or-treaters at our house, up from 3 last year. But we had enough candy for about 30-40 kids, so there were lots of leftovers. When Mrs. Lloyd got home from work on Wednesday, she couldn't believe that I had eaten all of the leftovers.

But really, what is it about this physique that would make anyone suspect that I would be generous with chocolate?

Watch out baby, fatty might eat you!