Copied from my MySpace blog. Originally posted October 17, 2006.
Last evening, Mrs. Lloyd, Llittle Lloyd and I were at a local eatery. After the server brought our 20 month-old his pasta, he started blowing kisses to her, one of his current favourite games.
My wife said "oh, are you blowing her kisses because she brought your yummy dinner?"
I said "or is it because she has an amazing ass?"
Or at least, that's what I wanted to say, but then my life flashed before my eyes, ending with a very violent death involving garlic bread and spoons. I had the common sense to say "isn't that cute?" instead.
As I have said on my blog before, the key to a good marraige is keeping your stupid mouth shut.
PS - By "Isn't that cute" I meant the waitress' butt.