Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Kids, don't try this at home (or in a restaurant)

Copied from my MySpace blog. Originally posted October 17, 2006.

Last evening, Mrs. Lloyd, Llittle Lloyd and I were at a local eatery. After the server brought our 20 month-old his pasta, he started blowing kisses to her, one of his current favourite games.

My wife said "oh, are you blowing her kisses because she brought your yummy dinner?"

I said "or is it because she has an amazing ass?"

Or at least, that's what I wanted to say, but then my life flashed before my eyes, ending with a very violent death involving garlic bread and spoons. I had the common sense to say "isn't that cute?" instead.

As I have said on my blog before, the key to a good marraige is keeping your stupid mouth shut.

PS - By "Isn't that cute" I meant the waitress' butt.

12 comments:

IM THE PSYCHO FIANCE NOW, I LOVE IT said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted October 18, 2006

LMAO, this is great. I can totally see myself getting in the same kind of trouble.

*Cherchez les forts* said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted October 18, 2006

That is great my husband should take your advice.
KLM

NGIE said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted October 18, 2006

muahaha....
Your lil man is such a flirt!!!!!!!!

Catcher In The Rye said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted October 18, 2006

LOL!! That's hiliarious! And a good advice too! hahaha

Lady Lauretta said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted October 18, 2006

I'm a cashier at a local grocery store and people come through my line with there kids it is just so amusing to see how they react to people. :)

lisa said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted October 18, 2006

Oh dear goodness..... death by spaghetti .... now there would be a headline.....

'Man strangled to death by wife in pasta restaurant...........with spaghetti.... cooked spaghetti!!!!!!'

Jesus Manuel Sandoval-Serrano said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted October 18, 2006

haha, 20 months old and he's already chasing ...ummmm...uhh....spaghetti!

Chase said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted October 18, 2006

I probably would've went with the amazing ass line. But then again, I'm a cocky/arrogant American. But only because I have to pay for my health care.

Joey said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted October 18, 2006

open mouth insert foot, but who am i to speak i was out with my x and had a similar story except is wasnt my mouth it was my eyes, let just say they would stay in one spot and i ended up wearing her food as well as mine

Cari said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted October 19, 2006

Your wife is a lucky woman... My guy would NEVER show that kind of restraint! Keep up the good work with your "inside voice"!

Doni said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted October 22, 2006

That's great! Just wish I had some control over my mouth. It seems to engage before my brain does. Sometimes I say some of the most inane, insane, and even hurtful comments . . . . before I consider the impact. Gez, it really gets me in trouble. I'm considering giving up the talking thing, even when my own feelings matter. I get in trouble just verbalizing my feelings . .

Shaggy's Mami said...

Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted October 25, 2006

Yikes! Talk about your life (and dinner) flashing right before your eyes. Good save.