Copied from my MySpace blog. Originally posted September 4, 2006.
I was recently driving on Lakeshore Boulevard in Toronto and I saw a car with Michigan license plates. They had a bumper sticker on the car saying "Pray for our President". That sounded like a great idea. So I have been doing just that. I have been praying for President Bush ever since I read that bumper sticker. For instance, this evening, I prayed for him.
To get Gonorrhea.