Copied from my MySpace blog. Originally posted July 13 2006.
I was at the grocery store last week, and as I walked in, there was a big display of beautiful, fresh cherries. Now, I loves me some cherries, so I stopped and started filling a bag. MMMMM!
Then, this cougar-type rocker chick (she kind of looked like Sass Jordan) stepped up next to me. She started going through the cherries, but I noticed that she wasn't putting any of them in a bag. Just picking them up, looking at them and putting them back. Over and over again, just going through all of the cherries.
Finally, I said to her "Lady, give it up. I guarantee yours isn't in there. You didn't misplace it on prom night in 1979, you lost it. Don't live in the past, man."
3 comments:
Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted July 13, 2006
That took guts. Wonderfully glorious.
Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted July 13, 2006
lmao, that's halarious. If you don't mind I think I may use that at work
Comment copied from Lloyd's MySpace blog. Comment posted August 1, 2006
Good thing i wasn't drinking when i read this or i would be wiping off the moniter....reminds me when i used to go out as a naive teen and ask my boyfriend if he wanted my cherry off the top of my sundae, LOL
great one
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