"World's Best Apple Cake"
I understand that part. But it's not true, by the way. My mother makes the world's best apple cake.
"Must be legal eating age for a slice."
What is the legal eating age for a slice?
This place got an awesome review on Torontoist.com a couple of years ago here, but I don't care how great the food is, I can't trust any place whose advertising makes my brain hurt.