Monday, February 26, 2007

I think the Pizza guy is stalking me

The guy at the pizza joint knows way too much about me. I know that it's all in the name of efficiency, but maybe they've taken it too far.

Him: Pizza Pizza, how can I help you?

Me: I'd like to place an order for delivery, please.

Him: OK, and what is your phone number?

Me: 416.410.3382

Him: OK, would you like the same thing you ordered last time?

Me: I don't even remember what I ordered last time.

Him: Oh, I do. Did you like the chicken wings? I know it was your first time ordering those with your pizza.

Me: Yeah, they were fine.

Him: And are you still peeing blood? Or has that little infection cleared up?


These guys know too much.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I called to order chinese food yesterday. When the guy picked up the phone, I said I wanted to order take out and he said "Christi & Evan?" I didn't give him my phone number or anything and he knew my name!?! I didn't think we ordered chinese that much...

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE WAY TOO SICK...!!!!!
I HOPE YOU ARE NOT PEEING BLOOD, AND I HOPE YOUR INFECTION HAS CLEARED UP...NO, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT IT, THANKS...I ORDER PIZZA FROM A DIFFERENT STATE EVERY TIME...I DON'T HAVE THE FAMILIARITY PROBLEM. NOVEMBER, IT WAS CONNECTICUT, DECEMBER, NEW MEXICO, JANUARY...TOO MUCH TURKEY, BUT FEBRUARY IT IS SOUTH CAROLINA AND I AM SURE MARCH WILL BE NORTH CAROLINA!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, EH?!

JEN

Lloyd said...

Christi, the problem with being stalked by the Chinese food delivery guy, is that he just gets home from stalking you and two hours later, he feels the need to stalk you again!

Lloyd said...

Jen, don't worry about me. I wasn't really peeing blood. But if I was, the Pizza Pizza guy would probably know it.

Be careful in South Carolina. No matter how you order your pizza, it will come with pecans on it.

Lloyd said...

And in North Carolina, it will be nothing but barbecued pizza.