Tuesday, February 27, 2007

If the name fits

Recently, a friend and I were enjoying the hospitality at one of Toronto's finer establishments, and he wondered aloud why there were so many Eastern European strippers. I said that I figured it was because they don't have to come up with good stripper stage names. They can just use their own names. He said "what do you mean?" I was just about to explain when I was interrupted by the dude on the loudspeaker thingy saying "OK gentlemen, time for our next entertainer. Put your hands together for Anna Pantsonanov!"

3 comments:

Whistler said...

5orb!

Lloyd said...

Thanks!

PS - to everybody who doesn't understand what 5orb means, you suck at the internets.

Pumpkin Noggin said...

Well, she COULD have changed it to Anna Nopantsova....