Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Top 10 Bay of Funny Comedy moments of 2013
Friday, July 26, 2013
Attention hitmen looking for me: Where to find me in August
If I owe you money, here are some places you can find me in August, hopefully earning some of the money I owe you:
Watch www.bayOfFunny.com for more details
August 1: Tyne Valley Oyster Festival in PEI with Francois Weber and Matt Stewart. Click here for info.
August 7: The Guild in Charlottetown with my solo show Funny, Daddy in support of the Queen Elizabeth Hospital Foundation who are an important part of the story I tell in this show.https://www.facebook.com/
August 9: Watermark Theatre in North Rustico, PEI with Funny, Daddy in support of QEH Foundation. https://www.facebook.com/
August 10: Souris Show Hall in Souris, PEI with Funny, Daddy in support of QEH Foundation. https://www.facebook.com/
August 17: MCing Shane Ogden Presents... Manolis Zontanos! the Three Mile in Saint John, NB. Contact Shane Ogden for $10 tickets! This is going to be a killer show!!!
August 21: Happinez Wine Bar in Saint John as part of the first Fundy Fringe Festival with my solo show Funny, Daddy. 8:45 PM. Tickets at the door only.
Augsut 22: Happinez again for Fundy Fringe. 10:15 PM
Augsut 23: Saint John Arts Centre for Fundy Fringe. 9 PM
August 24: Saint John Arts Centre again for Fundy Fringe. 9 PM
August 25: A Matinee presentation of Funny, Daddy at the Saint John Arts Centre for Fundy Fringe. 3:45 PM.
August 31: Atlantic Fringe in Halifax. 7 PM Venue TBA.
2 More Atlantic Fringe shows in September too! (September 1 and 8)
Friday, July 12, 2013
Funny, Daddy coming to PEI
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Bay of Funny Comedy Presents New Brunswick Comic Lloyd Ravn’s show Funny, Daddy in Charlottetown, North Rustico and Souris
Saturday, June 1, 2013
New Brunswick Comic Lloyd Ravn’s solo show Funny, Daddy coming to Sackville
New Brunswick Comic Lloyd Ravn’s solo show Funny, Daddy coming to Sackville
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
New Brunswick Comic Lloyd Ravn’s solo show Funny, Daddy coming to Wolfville
New Brunswick Comic Lloyd Ravn’s solo show Funny, Daddy coming to Wolfville
Friday, May 17, 2013
Lloyd Ravn’s solo show Funny, Daddy coming to Campbellton
New Brunswick Comic Lloyd Ravn’s solo show Funny, Daddy coming to Campbellton
Lloyd Ravn’s solo show Funny, Daddy coming to Miramichi
New Brunswick Comic Lloyd Ravn’s solo show Funny, Daddy coming to Miramichi
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Press Release: Comedian Lloyd Ravn's Solo Show "Funny, Daddy" coming to Bathurst, NB
New Brunswick Comic Lloyd Ravn’s solo show Funny, Daddy coming to Bathurst
Press Release: Comedian James Uloth in Sussex, NB May 26, 2013
Location: All Seasons Inn and Restaurant, 1015 Main St, Sussex, NB
Tickets: $10 at www.BayOfFunny.com or by calling 506-434-3186 or at the All Seasons Inn
Friday, May 3, 2013
if you're looking for me
Here are some opportunities in the next while to see me onstage bringing shame to my family:
1. As part of the the Maritime leg of the "Raise the Woof" comedy tour:
-May 23 in Halifax at the Lower Deck in support of the Scrapps’ Table pet foodbank
-May 24 in Florenceville-Bristol at Carelton North High School in support of DunRoamin’ Stray Rescue
-May 25 in Rothesay at St. Mark’s Catholic Church in support of the Saint John SPCA
2. A one-nighter in my hometown:
-May 26 in Sussex at the All Seasons Inn and Restaurant with hilarious headliner James Uloth.
3. At a storytelling evening in a cafe:
-June 5 with Nikki Payne and Geoff Hendry at the Bridge Street Cafe in Sackville
4. At a bunch of performances of my solo show Funny, Daddy (tickets at http://www.BayOfFunny.com/):
-June 6 in Bathurst, NB at the KC Irving Regional Centre
-June 7 in Miramichi, NB at the Miramichi Kin Centre
-June 9 in Campbellton, NB at the Quality Hotel and Conference Centre
-June 13 in Wolfville, NS at the Acadia Cinema's Al Whittle Theatre
June 15 in Sackville, NB at the Sackville Curling Club
5. On tour with the hilarious Gilson Lubin:
-June 19 at The Guild in Charlottetown, PEI
-June 20 at the Empress Theatre in Moncton, NB
-June 21 at the Saint John Theatre Company in Saint John, NB
-June 22 at the Seahorse Tavern in Halifax, NS
6. At some more performances of my solos show Funny, Daddy:
-June 23 in Anapolis Royal, NS at the Kings Theatre
-July 5 in St. Andrew's, NB at the Arena Complex Theatre
-August 7 in Charlottetown, PEI at The Guild
-August 10 in Souris, PEI at the Souris Show Hall
7. At one of the famous "Shane Ogden Presents" shows:
-August 17 at the Three Mile in Saint John with amazing headliner Manolis Zontanos.
8. At the Atlantic Fringe Festival in Halifax, performing my solo show Funny, Daddy:
-three dates, TBA between August 29 and September 8
9. At a Bird Watchers Conference!!!!!
-September 7 in Grand Manan, NB
Looks like a lot, but there are tons more coming. Stay tuned.
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Attention New Brunswick Parents
Hey parents, do your kids kind of drive you crazy? I mean, I know you love them. Like, more than anything. But do they still drive you a little nuts?
Do they do things like
pee on the floor?
Obsess over their private parts?
Beg you to let them stay up later every single night, even though you've said no for several hundred nights in a row?
Fight with each other over one toy, even though there are four thousand other toys in the house?
Does your two-year-old say "why?" more times in an hour than the smurfs said "smurfy" in all the episodes of The Smurfs put together?
Are you exhausted? I'm talking about the kind of exhausted you realize you are when you've put your toddler in the tub, play with him, wash him from head to tummy, then realize he's still dressed from the waist down?
Does tidying your house go something like this?
1. put away the toys in one kid's room
2. put away the toys in the living room
3. put away the toys in another kid's room
4. put away the toys in the last kid's room
5. think "wow, I'm done tidying up"
6. put away the toys in the first kid's room again
7. put away the toys in the living room again
8. put away the toys in the second kid's room again
etc, for ever and ever and ever and ever....
Do you have to say things to your kids that any non-parent would never believe a human being would have to say to another human being? Things like "How many times have I told you to stop licking the floor?" or "Get your toe out of your brother's butt!"
Do your friends without kids just not get it?
Well, I get it.
I've been a parent for 8 years, and performing stand-up comedy for 7 years in venues across Canada and in the US (including having been selected as a top-10 finalist out of 700+ entrants in Canada's Next Comic competition.) Maybe you've heard me on Sirius Satellite Radio, or on CBC Radio.
So come on out to my solo comedy show "Funny, Daddy" on Friday, April 19 in Saint John and hear some of the stories about how parenting has made me a little crazy, despite being the best job I've ever had.
It'll be like crazy parents anonymous. Except without the anonymous part, because that would be a terrible way to market a comedy show. And also you don't get to tell your stories like you would at a typical 12-step group meeting. Book your own show if that's what you're looking for.
The show is Friday night at St. Malachy's High School at 8:00 PM . Tickets are only $12 and are available at Backstreet Records on Germain Street in Saint John ($1 surcharge on tickets purchased here), or at BayOfFunny.com or by calling me at 506-434-3186.
I hope to see you at the show!
Llove,
Lloyd
Monday, February 25, 2013
My show, Funny, Daddy comes to Fredericton
Friday, February 22, 2013
Thursday, January 17, 2013
BS doesn't kill people
Imagine if the PR people behind the gun lobby started branching out into other industries. How much fun would it be to take the whole "yes, we designed a weapon whose sole purpose is to kill human beings, but we don't advocate killing human beings, and besides you have the right to have these things, so get lots of them!" to, say, the automobile industry.
Picture the fun press conferences:
"Today, we're announcing the new feature on all of our cars: the sharpened bumper. It is much more efficient in taking down pedestrians. Not that we are in favour of killing pedestrians, but it's your right to have a device that could kill pedestrians in the most efficient manner possible. They can take our pedestrian-killers from us when they pry the keys from our cold, dead, hands"
Or the food industry:
"This new product is designed to give all of your dinner guests a fatal form of food posioning. Not that we suggest you use it for that purpose, but this is a matter of basic rights!"
Or the family planning industry:
"These condoms will shoot deadly darts into your lover. Of course, you will only use them for target practice, but don't let the commie pinkos tell you it's wrong to own them!"
Just imagine the batshit-crazy anti-Obama ads they could write.Or the nifty ways they could blame the misuse of these products on homosexuality, Islamification of America, or Super Mario.
Anyway, I was just thinking about that. And that's my right.
Friday, January 4, 2013
The Hobbit, a review
I saw The Hobbit in 3D last night. All three-ish hours of it. Somebody sign Peter Jackson up for an editing class!
It seemed to me that for the first half, the 3D just highlighted the fakeness of the set. It felt like watching a cheaply-produced play happening inside a bad diorama. Then it got much better after the Elves showed up. As though even 3D is no match for Elvish magic!
3 stars out of 5.
What did you think?