Dear Tim Hortons,
I think I've written an amazing tv and radio commercial. Feel free to use it.
Man, in an office: "Did you know that Tim Hortons (insert whatever you are currently promoting here)?"
Woman standing near him: "Whaaaaat?"
Everyone in the office: "We're you raised by wolves or something? In polite society, we say 'pardon me?'"
Voice over: "Tim Hortons. You've always got time for manners."